Like an irritating mate who has a girlfriend and is constantly trying to set you up with her pals, I'm here to do the same, but for footballers in need of some love. I find footballers who have fallen out of favour with their team and offer them some ideal matches for them to fall in love once more.








Tuesday 26 April 2011

Double-Barrelled Dynamos

The poshest sounding team that could be assembled?

                                        Yves Makabu-Makalambay 


Lathanial Rowe-Turne   Mathias Kouo-DoumbĂ©   Troy Archibald-Henville   Benoit Assou Ekotto


Shaun Wright-Phillips   Nigel Reo-Coke   Marc Bridge-Wilkinson    Jamal Campbell-Ryce
                                           Sylvan Ebanks-Blake          Craig Mckail-Smith
Manager André Villas-Boas
Subs: Alex Oxlaide-Chamberlain, Reuben Noble-Lazarus, Danzelle St Louis-Hamilton, Hal Robson-Kanu, Bradley Wright-Phillips, Brian Barry-Murphy, Gary Taylor-Fletcher