Possibly the most popular candidate for some matchmaking so far is this plucky Irishman, who has quite spectacularly fallen out of love with his club. I suppose Shay has learnt the hard way that if you ditch your girl for a rich "sugar mama" they're always prone to run off with a younger model.
Shay Given - Manchester City
Unsurprisingly it is Manchester City who are the first team to feature twice on the matchmaker as the side who have treated there men badly. The machine-like accumulation of footballing talent that has gone on at Eastlands, just as it did at Stamford Bridge not so long ago, was always going to leave some casualties. What is slightly odd is that Shay (like Santa Cruz who I matchmade before) were both brought in since the investment, and are still deemed surplus to requirements. Although some were seen as mercenaries when they joined the City revolution, there was little or no bad feeling going the way of Shay. He had been keeping Newcastle in games with consistantly excellent performances for over ten years, but seeing the way the club was going, probably being sick of having to try and organise the likes of Bramble and Boumsong and wanting to add trophies to his career he decided to move on. Man. City were lacking an established 'keeper and it seemed the perfect place to go and finish his career in style. However, the emergence of Joe Hart has ruined Shay's time in Manchester and he is resigned to the bench, probably being the best number 2 'keeper around in world football. We all know he's too good for this, he needs a new love and I'm going to find it for him. Come on Shay, we're going on the pull!
Arsenal?????
Arsene Wenger has proved to be a very stubborn man in his long years in charge of Arsenal over various issues, but one that I'm sure is grating Gunners fans more than most is his refusal to buy a top keeper. It's bad enough that he assembles indecisive central defenders (Koscielny especially does not look up to it) but putting a dodgy, flappy keeper behind them is just asking for trouble. Yes Fabianski and Almunia have put in good performances for Arsenal, but nowhere near consistantly enough and their mistakes have not just cost them consolation goals, but serious goals and therefore serious points. Wenger was seemingly trying to address the situation as he made bids for Mark Schwarzer in the summer that were rejected, if Shay is available then its time Arsene sent him some flirty texts and got him well and truly confirmed as the Number 1 at the Emirates.
Manchester United?????
Unlike the inconsistant performers between the sticks at the Emirates that I mentioned, Edwin van der Saar is a model of consistancy and has been throughout his career. He does have the added bonus of playing behind an exceptional defence at Old Trafford, but still he makes the saves and catches on an incredibly regular basis. Unfortunately for Sir Alex though, Big Ed is 40 years old and will be calling time on his illustrious career very shortly. They have recently signed Danish keeper Anders Lindegaard, but the jury is out as to whether he will go straight in at number 1 at Old Trafford. If Sir Alex is looking for a safe pair of hands to take over from van der Saar immediately then Shay is definately his man. It would also be a big bonus for United fans if Shay was to prove Mancini wrong by recapturing his form and performing at his best on the red side of Manchester. Will Shay cause a stir and run off with the girl next door?
Celtic?????
This is an interesting option for Shay if he was to choose a move north of the border. He would be guaranteed the number 1 jersey for as long as he could still walk and breath if he went to Celtic Park, the madness that ensued when Robbie Keane went there on loan would, I'm sure be repeated if Shay made the same journey. The opportunity for guaranteed action and being idolised by the fans might be just what Shay needs after his prolonged sit down on the City bench. However, he may well also consider it a step down in quality that he doesn't need or want to take just yet in his career. He is now 34, but that's not old for a 'keeper by any stretch, and if he does want the perks that would come with a move to Celtic, he might want to leave it a year or two yet.
So who's bought Shay a guiness and stroking his leg under the table????
The quality of the sides that I have put on offer for Shay shows how desperately he needs this matchmaking. There is no way that a goalkeeper of his class, with over 100 caps for his country should be sitting in a dugout anywhere, especially in his early to mid thirties when he should be at his peak. You get the impression that he is not the sort of character to happily sit out matches content with picking up his pay cheque (however enormous it is) at the end of the week, so may well push for a move in January. I originally started writing with every intention of fixing Shay up with the boys at the Emirates, but I'm going to do an about turn on this one and match make him with Manchester United. Fergie, I'm sure will want experience to take over from van der Saar and Shay perfectly fits the bill. Also the chance for both Sir Alex and Shay to put two fingers up to City will be too good an opportunity to turn down. Will there be a very local fling in January? Let's hope so.
City fans, do you think it's right Shay has been left out of so much football?
Man U fans, is he the right replacement for Edwin?
Everyone else stake their claim for Shay, I'm sure most clubs would love to have him
Tuesday 23 November 2010
Saturday 20 November 2010
Footballer Needing Love - Nicklas Bendtner
It's not easy to find love when you think everyone else on the planet is beneath you, but after recent public outbursts, I'm going to try and do this for the pink boot wearing, irritating bell end that is Nicklas Bendtner. Wish me luck!
Nicklas Bendtner - Arsenal
Big Nick has all the qualities that should lead him to being a huge force in the Premier League, and at times has shown that maybe he will be. He is a huge presence upfront, standing at around 6 ft 5in, and has the power and strength that a good big man in attack should have. He also has shown the touch, control and calmness on the ball that you'd expect from a man that's played for Arsene Wenger from a young age, however, this is not shown anything like every week. He'll look like a young Alan Shearer one week, strong in the air, impossible to shake off the ball, banging in goals with his head and his feet, and then miraculously transform into an Ade Akinbiyi impersonator for the next game, missing endless chances and looking horribly out of his depth. This is a bizarre situation for someone who is seemingly, behind maybe Ronaldo, the most confidant man in professional football. On more than one occasion he has claimed to be the best striker not just at Arsenal (sorry van Persie), not just in the Premier League (sorry Drogba) but in the world (really sorry Messi). Nick's deluded thoughts are probably part of the reason why he doesn't understand being third or fourth choice at Arsenal, behind Chamakh, van Persie and maybe Walcott, and has said recently he may be looking to move on. So can we find the Danish Delight a place where he'll feel the love again and prove us all wrong by becoming the best player in the world? I hear he's already patented the nickname "The tall white Scandinavian Pele." Catchy.
Liverpool ?????
Nicklas Bendtner - Arsenal
Big Nick has all the qualities that should lead him to being a huge force in the Premier League, and at times has shown that maybe he will be. He is a huge presence upfront, standing at around 6 ft 5in, and has the power and strength that a good big man in attack should have. He also has shown the touch, control and calmness on the ball that you'd expect from a man that's played for Arsene Wenger from a young age, however, this is not shown anything like every week. He'll look like a young Alan Shearer one week, strong in the air, impossible to shake off the ball, banging in goals with his head and his feet, and then miraculously transform into an Ade Akinbiyi impersonator for the next game, missing endless chances and looking horribly out of his depth. This is a bizarre situation for someone who is seemingly, behind maybe Ronaldo, the most confidant man in professional football. On more than one occasion he has claimed to be the best striker not just at Arsenal (sorry van Persie), not just in the Premier League (sorry Drogba) but in the world (really sorry Messi). Nick's deluded thoughts are probably part of the reason why he doesn't understand being third or fourth choice at Arsenal, behind Chamakh, van Persie and maybe Walcott, and has said recently he may be looking to move on. So can we find the Danish Delight a place where he'll feel the love again and prove us all wrong by becoming the best player in the world? I hear he's already patented the nickname "The tall white Scandinavian Pele." Catchy.
The Reds are very much a one man show in the striking department, and have been for some seasons now. Kuyt is really no longer a frontman, Ngog I think is a little underrated, but still isn’t really up to it and the less said about Jovanovic the better. Torres has it all to do by himself most weeks, and Liverpool are very lucky that he is good enough to do this a lot of the time, as there aren’t many forwards around that could. I think it’s fair to say that Fernando would like a bit more help on occasion, and that Liverpool fans would like to see him given it. Although we didn’t see the best of him at the world cup, he and David Villa have been deadly for Spain
Everton?????
The Toffees have struggled with their forwards recently, quite surprisingly really. In Saha and Yakubu they have two proven goal scorers at Premier League level who should not be struggling to find the net. However, they have been and Everton really almost entirely on their goals coming from midfield. They do almost exclusively only play one up top which means Saha and the Yak have rarely played together, but still, their goal returns haven’t been the best. As a focal point for an attack that would bring the likes of Cahill and Arteta into play, Mr. Bendtner really fits the bill, obviously being big and strong and capable of holding the ball up. Nick has played out wide for Arsenal on occasion as well, so could fit into Everton’s five-man midfield if needs be. He would certainly get more games than at the Emirates and that would probably get his heart pounding again. Could it be Merseyside magic for Nicklas????? Used that before, could it be Goodison Park Greatness for Bendtner????? That’s better.
A.C. Milan
The matchmaker’s first delve into the foreign dating scene here as we look to pair Nicklas up with a fine mate. It’s come to this firstly because he’s been linked with the Rossoneri but mainly due to his attitude I don’t see him getting into bed with anyone but a really big club, so that rules out many an option at home that I would love to have matched him with, but just don’t think he’d go for. He’s a bit like an average looking bloke who’ll only date super models (also known as a twat). Milan have declared some interest in Nick as their legendary striker Fillipo Inzaghi has been hit with a serious injury and apparently Ibrahimovic, Robinho and Ronaldinho aren’t enough to lead the line. I’m not convinced Nick will find the love he’s looking for at the San Siro where he will be surrounded by such huge name and talent. He certainly wouldn’t be guaranteed first team football and him and Ibra is a potentially explosive relationship. It’s a move that would tempt any footballer though, and his pink boots would fit in in the fashion capital of the world, maybe. Will it be an Italian Affair for Nicklas?????
Bonus Fourth Option – Bayern Munich?????
What a treat for all involved as I continue my tour of Europe looking for love for Nicklas. Again this is thanks to Bayern declaring some interest in bringing Nicklas to Bavaria Europe . Nick would have to displace inform Mario Gomez and world cup hero Thomas Muller, but I would still expect him to get games. Performing for Bayern, one of the biggest clubs in the world would probably stroke his ego just as he clearly wants. Bavarian bliss for the Dane?????
So after this Europe-wide game of spin the bottle, who’s puckering up for some action?
As mentioned, Nick’s incredible ego has limited the options for matchmaking here to clubs that he doesn’t feel are beneath him, and to be honest he might even put Everton into that bracket. I think the Liverpool move makes real sense and I would be tempted to match Nick up with the Reds, but I am infact going to pair him up with Bayern Munich. This is a real tough one as there is a lot to take into account with this bizarre character, but if Bayern are genuinely interested in taking him to the Allianz-Arena then he couldn’t help but flutter his eyelashes back at them. Nick is still only 22 and if he went to Bayern and established himself in the first team, he could go on to become a real legend at the club. So maybe there will be some Anglo-German dealings in January, for love’s sake let’s hope so.
Arsenal fans, do you want to see the back of Nicklas?
Does anybody actually want him in their side?
Monday 15 November 2010
Footballer Needing Love - Anderson
"The new Ronaldinho" has looked more like the current Steve Sidwell since arriving at Old Trafford - average. He hasn't been shown the love and affection from Fergie that he wants and maybe its time for him to have a new sugar daddy.
Anderson - Manchester United
The Brazilian came to Manchester for big money back in the summer of 2007, and it looked a lovely match when he arrived having a very solid first season, but the relationship has become increasingly strained ever since, appearing in less and less league matches ever since, dipping to just 14 last term. His talents arn't doubted although they are not always the most eye-catching on the pitch. He doesn't score goals (1 in 105 appearances for the Red Devils is a shocking return) but he does work hard, he can break up play, has an excellent touch and can pick a pass instantly. He's also picked up 8 caps for Brazil, which isn't a bad return at 22 years old. "Ando" as apparently he's known, seems to have dropped out of contention in the United midfield and it might be time for look for pastures new and get loved up once again.
So who's going to show the fiery passion that will spice up the Brazilian's life?
Bolton Wanderers?
The Trotters have been transformed under the stewardship of Owen Coyle into an attractive, free-flowing attacking side. Their performances this season have seen them well and truly shake off the ugly but effective tag that Sam Allardyce had built up for them and they are competing at the right end of the table nowadays. It is their skillful and creative midfield that is the basis of this turn-around, with Lee and Holden performing especially well providing Elmander, Davies or Klasnic with the chances that they have so far been converting. It would obviously be a major signing for Wanderers, but their capture of Martin Petrov in the summer shows that they can attract the big names and if they are really looking to establish themselves as a top-half team its the kind of signing they will be looking at. They have recently announced some very poor financial figures which might scupper any move, but you have to speculate to accumulate Mr. Gartside. Will Anderson be loving life again at the Reebok Stadium?????
Aston Villa?
Gerard Houllier has immediately put an emphasis on the Villa academy players since his arrival, with mixed results, but largely glowing reports of the youngsters. He can't rely on them forever though and it might be central midfield that is his priority after having to bring in Bannan and Hogg against Man. Utd. at the weekend. Stiliyan Petrov and Nigel Reo-Coker are solid performers but Anderson has the potential to out-perform them both by some way, and if Stephen Ireland can ever find some form at Villa Park they could be an excellent pairing in the middle of the park. Villa seem to have dropped off from European challengers under O'Neill to average mid-table contenders this year, and they will be keen to get back to where they were, and with a couple of good signings they certainly could. Will Ando and Houllier be amending their facebook relationship status' in the near future?????
Liverpool?
Oooo its a controversial one. Have the might Liverpool really been relegated to having to sign United cast-offs? Would a man who's spent three years at Old Trafford really be able to stomach turning out for their big rivals? Well yes and yes in my humble opinion. It would be extremely harsh to call Anderson a United cast-off, he has just simply not fitted in as well as he might in Manchester and with Fergie's love of Darren Fletcher and the renaissance of Paul Scholes he's found it understandably difficult to get in the team. Liverpool's midfield isn't a bad one but the unimpressive start to his Anfield career from Christian Poulsen and the continuing inability of Lucas Leiva to do anything could see a space for Anderson to come in and fill. There is also talk of a substantial warchest that the manager (whoever it may be in January) will have to spend. A young, exciting presence in the middle of midfield might be just what the Merseysiders need to base their rivival on. Is Anderson about to break United hearts and run off with their old foes?????
So who's suspiciously disappearing into the disabled toilets together?
This entire post might well be a moot point if Fergie is just nuturing him, as he does with other young talents, to unleash him at the height of his powers when he sees fit. If so, he certainly won't be letting him go, but the ever decreasing appearances would say that he thought he was ready when he was signed and has just not been as good as expected. If he were to go, he wouldn't be a cheap buy for anyone, which may, I'm afraid, rule out Bolton. I'm going to go for the controversial choice today matchmaker fans and pair up Ando with Liverpool. The Reds are going to be looking for fresh blood in January, especially if a new manager comes in and wants to put his stamp on the club and as mentioned Lucas and Poulsen might well need improving on. Having spent his whole career at club's challenging for titles, he may well be looking to stay at one, and although Liverpool certainly arn't one of those right now, they have the potential to be. So is Ando going to swap one red shirt for another in his search for love?
United fans, has your relationship with Anderson come to a grinding halt? Could you bare seeing him in a Liverpool shirt?
Bolton, Villa fans, do you think you could tempt him your way?
Liverpool fans, would Anderson add something to your midfield?
Anyone else think they could lure him away from Old Trafford?
Comments Please.
Anderson - Manchester United
The Brazilian came to Manchester for big money back in the summer of 2007, and it looked a lovely match when he arrived having a very solid first season, but the relationship has become increasingly strained ever since, appearing in less and less league matches ever since, dipping to just 14 last term. His talents arn't doubted although they are not always the most eye-catching on the pitch. He doesn't score goals (1 in 105 appearances for the Red Devils is a shocking return) but he does work hard, he can break up play, has an excellent touch and can pick a pass instantly. He's also picked up 8 caps for Brazil, which isn't a bad return at 22 years old. "Ando" as apparently he's known, seems to have dropped out of contention in the United midfield and it might be time for look for pastures new and get loved up once again.
So who's going to show the fiery passion that will spice up the Brazilian's life?
Bolton Wanderers?
The Trotters have been transformed under the stewardship of Owen Coyle into an attractive, free-flowing attacking side. Their performances this season have seen them well and truly shake off the ugly but effective tag that Sam Allardyce had built up for them and they are competing at the right end of the table nowadays. It is their skillful and creative midfield that is the basis of this turn-around, with Lee and Holden performing especially well providing Elmander, Davies or Klasnic with the chances that they have so far been converting. It would obviously be a major signing for Wanderers, but their capture of Martin Petrov in the summer shows that they can attract the big names and if they are really looking to establish themselves as a top-half team its the kind of signing they will be looking at. They have recently announced some very poor financial figures which might scupper any move, but you have to speculate to accumulate Mr. Gartside. Will Anderson be loving life again at the Reebok Stadium?????
Aston Villa?
Gerard Houllier has immediately put an emphasis on the Villa academy players since his arrival, with mixed results, but largely glowing reports of the youngsters. He can't rely on them forever though and it might be central midfield that is his priority after having to bring in Bannan and Hogg against Man. Utd. at the weekend. Stiliyan Petrov and Nigel Reo-Coker are solid performers but Anderson has the potential to out-perform them both by some way, and if Stephen Ireland can ever find some form at Villa Park they could be an excellent pairing in the middle of the park. Villa seem to have dropped off from European challengers under O'Neill to average mid-table contenders this year, and they will be keen to get back to where they were, and with a couple of good signings they certainly could. Will Ando and Houllier be amending their facebook relationship status' in the near future?????
Liverpool?
Oooo its a controversial one. Have the might Liverpool really been relegated to having to sign United cast-offs? Would a man who's spent three years at Old Trafford really be able to stomach turning out for their big rivals? Well yes and yes in my humble opinion. It would be extremely harsh to call Anderson a United cast-off, he has just simply not fitted in as well as he might in Manchester and with Fergie's love of Darren Fletcher and the renaissance of Paul Scholes he's found it understandably difficult to get in the team. Liverpool's midfield isn't a bad one but the unimpressive start to his Anfield career from Christian Poulsen and the continuing inability of Lucas Leiva to do anything could see a space for Anderson to come in and fill. There is also talk of a substantial warchest that the manager (whoever it may be in January) will have to spend. A young, exciting presence in the middle of midfield might be just what the Merseysiders need to base their rivival on. Is Anderson about to break United hearts and run off with their old foes?????
So who's suspiciously disappearing into the disabled toilets together?
This entire post might well be a moot point if Fergie is just nuturing him, as he does with other young talents, to unleash him at the height of his powers when he sees fit. If so, he certainly won't be letting him go, but the ever decreasing appearances would say that he thought he was ready when he was signed and has just not been as good as expected. If he were to go, he wouldn't be a cheap buy for anyone, which may, I'm afraid, rule out Bolton. I'm going to go for the controversial choice today matchmaker fans and pair up Ando with Liverpool. The Reds are going to be looking for fresh blood in January, especially if a new manager comes in and wants to put his stamp on the club and as mentioned Lucas and Poulsen might well need improving on. Having spent his whole career at club's challenging for titles, he may well be looking to stay at one, and although Liverpool certainly arn't one of those right now, they have the potential to be. So is Ando going to swap one red shirt for another in his search for love?
United fans, has your relationship with Anderson come to a grinding halt? Could you bare seeing him in a Liverpool shirt?
Bolton, Villa fans, do you think you could tempt him your way?
Liverpool fans, would Anderson add something to your midfield?
Anyone else think they could lure him away from Old Trafford?
Comments Please.
Friday 12 November 2010
Footballer Needing Love - Daniel de Ridder
"28 appearances in the Premier League since 2007!" Its the famous chant that Wigan's rivals just love to haunt Daniel de Ridder with as he watches on from the sidelines. Daniel's not feeling the love at Wigan, and its time to pair him up with a hot new club.
Daniel de Ridder - Wigan Athletic
Unfulfilled potential would be two words that spring to mind when thinking of Daniel. He burst onto the scene in 2004 at Ajax, quickly establishing himself in their first team and appearing in the Champions League. As quickly as he got there though, he was out of the first team, and just a year later off to Celta Vigo. He went through spells in and out of the first team in Vigo, and his time there came to a disappointing end with their relegation in 2007. It was then that Daniel moved to England with Birmingham City. It's fair to say that it wasn't his club form that attracted Birmingham, but more his performances for the Dutch U-21 side. He was an ever-present in the team that won the 2006 European Championship, and was a key figure again in the side that retained the title the following year, clocking up 30 U-21 caps. However, this was the start of his less than spell-binding time that he has spent in England. A move to Wigan didn't really improve things and Daniel is certainly looking for love to spark an improvement in his fortunes.
So who's going to show Daniel de Love?
Blackpool??????
The Seasiders, it's fair to say, have shocked everyone with their performances in their debut season in the Premier League. Their high-tempo passing game is great to watch, and their unrelenting philosophy of ultra-attacking football is both brave and incredibly exciting. Being a forward thinking midfielder, either on the right flank, or just behind the strikers, Daniel is known for his passing and crossing abilities and he would fit into Blackpool's style of play. With Jason Euell still soldiering on in the 'Pool squad, it might be coming to the time where he needs to be replaced and Daniel could very well fit the bill, being a similar type of player. Ian Holloway has certainly not been afraid to bring in players who are not proven at Premier League level (Campbell, Varney) and has had no choice but to use existing players who were not proven (HIS ENTIRE TEAM!) so Daniel's sketchy record so far shouldn't put him off. Blackpool is exactly the kind of club where the players do seem loved and Daniel might just appreciate this kind of warm feeling. Will he find his perfect partner by the seaside?
Queens Park Rangers???????
Daniel might have to accept that he needs to step down a level if he's going to stay in England and find a perfect match. This may be no bad thing as if he moves to a top half of the Championship side he may well be playing regularly and winning matches, a combination that is surely going to bring his confidence back. QPR are certainly a team who fit this bill. They are playing some really good football this season and seem to be full of goals. Daniel would fit right in at Loftus Road as they play some good stuff on the floor, but are also happy to throw in the crosses if Helguson, Agyemang or Hulse are lurking in the box. Neil Warnock has never been afraid of bringing in players with his wheeler deeler type of attitude, and if he recognises Daniel's quality then I'm sure he'd jump at the chance of making a bid. Getting in the QPR team and gaining promotion would see Daniel return to the Premier League as a first team regular and not trying to butt his way into a team from the subs bench. Will we be seeing some flirty texts coming out of Loftus Road?
Norwich City?????????
The Canaries are performing very well after returning to the Championship this year, at the time of writing being sat comfortably in the play-off spots in fifth. They will certainly be looking to maintain this position if not push on and look for automatic promotion and Paul Lambert will be aware that his current squad may struggle to maintain such a challenge and look to keep things fresh with a couple of signings in January. Norwich play with a very creative midfield with the like of Wes Hoolahan and Andrew Surman (when fit) so Daniel would fit nicely into their philosophy. With Blackpool and Burnley having come up through the play-offs in the last two seasons, its certainly a possibility that Norwich could follow them. Will Daniel be shacking up with the boys at Carrow Road?
So who's bunch of tulips is big enough to lure the Dutchman their way?
It is undoubtedly going to be a step down for Daniel after his noted lack of success in the last few seasons, but as mentioned this might be the perfect move for him. With this in mind I'm going to match Daniel with the suitors from London, QPR. If the R's can maintain anything like the form they've shown so far this term then they are going to be very much up there at the end of the season. Daniel might not walk straight into their first team with the likes of Taarabt there, but he would certainly get games, and in a successful, winning side he is bound to enjoy his football again. Geograpically it might suit him aswell, being from Amsterdam I think the bright lights of London might suit him more than the more questionable delights of Wigan (no disrespect meant). I think love could be in the air at Loftus Road for Daniel, lets hope January can confirm this for the man who looks surprisingly like a muskateer.
Wigan fans, are you truly out of love with Daniel? Have you seen enough of him?
Blackpool, QPR, Norwich fans, would you be willing to welcome him with open arms?
Daniel de Ridder - Wigan Athletic
Unfulfilled potential would be two words that spring to mind when thinking of Daniel. He burst onto the scene in 2004 at Ajax, quickly establishing himself in their first team and appearing in the Champions League. As quickly as he got there though, he was out of the first team, and just a year later off to Celta Vigo. He went through spells in and out of the first team in Vigo, and his time there came to a disappointing end with their relegation in 2007. It was then that Daniel moved to England with Birmingham City. It's fair to say that it wasn't his club form that attracted Birmingham, but more his performances for the Dutch U-21 side. He was an ever-present in the team that won the 2006 European Championship, and was a key figure again in the side that retained the title the following year, clocking up 30 U-21 caps. However, this was the start of his less than spell-binding time that he has spent in England. A move to Wigan didn't really improve things and Daniel is certainly looking for love to spark an improvement in his fortunes.
So who's going to show Daniel de Love?
Blackpool??????
The Seasiders, it's fair to say, have shocked everyone with their performances in their debut season in the Premier League. Their high-tempo passing game is great to watch, and their unrelenting philosophy of ultra-attacking football is both brave and incredibly exciting. Being a forward thinking midfielder, either on the right flank, or just behind the strikers, Daniel is known for his passing and crossing abilities and he would fit into Blackpool's style of play. With Jason Euell still soldiering on in the 'Pool squad, it might be coming to the time where he needs to be replaced and Daniel could very well fit the bill, being a similar type of player. Ian Holloway has certainly not been afraid to bring in players who are not proven at Premier League level (Campbell, Varney) and has had no choice but to use existing players who were not proven (HIS ENTIRE TEAM!) so Daniel's sketchy record so far shouldn't put him off. Blackpool is exactly the kind of club where the players do seem loved and Daniel might just appreciate this kind of warm feeling. Will he find his perfect partner by the seaside?
Queens Park Rangers???????
Daniel might have to accept that he needs to step down a level if he's going to stay in England and find a perfect match. This may be no bad thing as if he moves to a top half of the Championship side he may well be playing regularly and winning matches, a combination that is surely going to bring his confidence back. QPR are certainly a team who fit this bill. They are playing some really good football this season and seem to be full of goals. Daniel would fit right in at Loftus Road as they play some good stuff on the floor, but are also happy to throw in the crosses if Helguson, Agyemang or Hulse are lurking in the box. Neil Warnock has never been afraid of bringing in players with his wheeler deeler type of attitude, and if he recognises Daniel's quality then I'm sure he'd jump at the chance of making a bid. Getting in the QPR team and gaining promotion would see Daniel return to the Premier League as a first team regular and not trying to butt his way into a team from the subs bench. Will we be seeing some flirty texts coming out of Loftus Road?
Norwich City?????????
The Canaries are performing very well after returning to the Championship this year, at the time of writing being sat comfortably in the play-off spots in fifth. They will certainly be looking to maintain this position if not push on and look for automatic promotion and Paul Lambert will be aware that his current squad may struggle to maintain such a challenge and look to keep things fresh with a couple of signings in January. Norwich play with a very creative midfield with the like of Wes Hoolahan and Andrew Surman (when fit) so Daniel would fit nicely into their philosophy. With Blackpool and Burnley having come up through the play-offs in the last two seasons, its certainly a possibility that Norwich could follow them. Will Daniel be shacking up with the boys at Carrow Road?
So who's bunch of tulips is big enough to lure the Dutchman their way?
It is undoubtedly going to be a step down for Daniel after his noted lack of success in the last few seasons, but as mentioned this might be the perfect move for him. With this in mind I'm going to match Daniel with the suitors from London, QPR. If the R's can maintain anything like the form they've shown so far this term then they are going to be very much up there at the end of the season. Daniel might not walk straight into their first team with the likes of Taarabt there, but he would certainly get games, and in a successful, winning side he is bound to enjoy his football again. Geograpically it might suit him aswell, being from Amsterdam I think the bright lights of London might suit him more than the more questionable delights of Wigan (no disrespect meant). I think love could be in the air at Loftus Road for Daniel, lets hope January can confirm this for the man who looks surprisingly like a muskateer.
Wigan fans, are you truly out of love with Daniel? Have you seen enough of him?
Blackpool, QPR, Norwich fans, would you be willing to welcome him with open arms?
Monday 8 November 2010
Footballer Needing Love - John Carew
After popular demand, its time to find a match for the big man who has just had a very public lover's tiff.
John Carew - Aston Villa
If you had to make a list of what you were looking for in a successful striker, John Carew would tick most of the boxes. He's big, strong, fairly quick, good in the air, can hold the ball up and can finish, what more do you want from a frontman, or infact any man? Well apparently these arn't the qualities that current Villa boss Gerard Houllier looks for in a striker as he seems to prefer the more questionable talents of Emile Heskey. Unfortunately this isn't quite the full story, as with a lot of the most attractive looking prospects in the dating scene, there seems to be something lacking in the personality department from big John. He's been in trouble before at Villa under Martin O'Neill for some late night escapades, and now Houllier is in charge there seems to be a huge personality clash. The Frenchman has sold John before in his career (to Villa from Lyon) and has recently come out in the press saying he is "stupid" and "living in the past." It's not looking good for this relationship and I think it's time that JC looked for new love.
So who's got a big heart for the big Norwegian?????
Blackburn Rovers?
These are potentially exciting times at Ewood Park with their new Indian investors. The businessmen havn't got people drooling with their claims of £5 million or less to spend in January and the fact they might rename the ground, but these might well just be smoke-screens for a big investment. Even if Big Sam only had the £5m claimed, I think this might be enough to bring John to Lancashire given the fact he's now 31. Rovers have got a fairly average frontline currently, Kalinic has got quality but doesn't score a great deal of goals, Diouf is only on loan, Benjani is inconsistant and Jason Roberts seems to have dropped out of contention and wants to leave. Given the importance that Allardyce gave to Kevin Davies in his Bolton days would suggest he'd love the prospect of working with Carew who is basically a more mobile version of the England striker, Carew being the only person for years that has beaten Davies to the prestigous, most fouls in a Premier League season award. The potentially biggest couple of the year could be about to hook-up in the north-west..........
Stoke City?
John is Tony Pulis' type of striker, big, strong and a presence up front. The Stoke strike force proves this in the form of Jones, Fuller and Sidibe, the latter who is out long -term and even when fit isn't really Premier League quality. Stoke have been struggling for goals of late and may be looking to provide record signing Kenwyne Jones with some more support up top. The potential partnership of Jones and Carew would have many a defender trembling in their boots as they would know they are in for a long hard day trying to wrestle with them. Having spent £8m on Jones in the summer, the Stoke chairman might be less than happy at the thought of shelling out for another big man upfront, but sometimes love doesn't come cheap. John at the Potters could just make an attractive pairing........
Newcastle United?
Chris Hughton is doing an excellent job at Newcastle, and will be looking to further add proven Premier League players to his squad to consolidate their position in the top half of the table. He has shown, especially in the wins against Sunderland and Arsenal, that putting his two big men upfront (Ameobi and Carroll) is a very effective tactic, and although Shola grabbed a couple of goals against the Black Cats he has not been regarded as many at any point in his career as a quality Premier League forward. Big John could be the perfect competition for his first-team place, and importantly for The Magpies and England could help Andy Carroll's development into a genuine top-class forward. Is it time for the geordie faithful to start singing love songs to our favourite Norwegian??????????????
So, who's sneaking each other into their bedrooms without their parents knowing?
There is no doubt that John Carew is a Premier League quality striker, and he could do a good job for most teams in the division if he stays fit. However, after showing his attitude problems and at his age it is only going to be a slight step down from Villa (no disrespect to these clubs) that he is going to achieve. All three of these suitors are distinct possibilities but I am going to matchmake John today with his fellow big man at Ewood Park. Allardyce has a stunning track record at dealing with ageing egos and getting the best out of players seemingly unwanted elsewhere. John would also be sure to feel the love as he would certainly be a first team regular for Rovers and potentially him and Kalinic could create a nice little partnership. Will Big Sam be splashing the Rupees in January to get John loved up again? Let's hope so.
Villa fans, is it time for John to look for new love interests?
Blackburn, Stoke, Newcastle fans, would you want him in your teams?
Who else wants to have the affections of the Norwegian?
John Carew - Aston Villa
If you had to make a list of what you were looking for in a successful striker, John Carew would tick most of the boxes. He's big, strong, fairly quick, good in the air, can hold the ball up and can finish, what more do you want from a frontman, or infact any man? Well apparently these arn't the qualities that current Villa boss Gerard Houllier looks for in a striker as he seems to prefer the more questionable talents of Emile Heskey. Unfortunately this isn't quite the full story, as with a lot of the most attractive looking prospects in the dating scene, there seems to be something lacking in the personality department from big John. He's been in trouble before at Villa under Martin O'Neill for some late night escapades, and now Houllier is in charge there seems to be a huge personality clash. The Frenchman has sold John before in his career (to Villa from Lyon) and has recently come out in the press saying he is "stupid" and "living in the past." It's not looking good for this relationship and I think it's time that JC looked for new love.
So who's got a big heart for the big Norwegian?????
Blackburn Rovers?
These are potentially exciting times at Ewood Park with their new Indian investors. The businessmen havn't got people drooling with their claims of £5 million or less to spend in January and the fact they might rename the ground, but these might well just be smoke-screens for a big investment. Even if Big Sam only had the £5m claimed, I think this might be enough to bring John to Lancashire given the fact he's now 31. Rovers have got a fairly average frontline currently, Kalinic has got quality but doesn't score a great deal of goals, Diouf is only on loan, Benjani is inconsistant and Jason Roberts seems to have dropped out of contention and wants to leave. Given the importance that Allardyce gave to Kevin Davies in his Bolton days would suggest he'd love the prospect of working with Carew who is basically a more mobile version of the England striker, Carew being the only person for years that has beaten Davies to the prestigous, most fouls in a Premier League season award. The potentially biggest couple of the year could be about to hook-up in the north-west..........
Stoke City?
John is Tony Pulis' type of striker, big, strong and a presence up front. The Stoke strike force proves this in the form of Jones, Fuller and Sidibe, the latter who is out long -term and even when fit isn't really Premier League quality. Stoke have been struggling for goals of late and may be looking to provide record signing Kenwyne Jones with some more support up top. The potential partnership of Jones and Carew would have many a defender trembling in their boots as they would know they are in for a long hard day trying to wrestle with them. Having spent £8m on Jones in the summer, the Stoke chairman might be less than happy at the thought of shelling out for another big man upfront, but sometimes love doesn't come cheap. John at the Potters could just make an attractive pairing........
Newcastle United?
Chris Hughton is doing an excellent job at Newcastle, and will be looking to further add proven Premier League players to his squad to consolidate their position in the top half of the table. He has shown, especially in the wins against Sunderland and Arsenal, that putting his two big men upfront (Ameobi and Carroll) is a very effective tactic, and although Shola grabbed a couple of goals against the Black Cats he has not been regarded as many at any point in his career as a quality Premier League forward. Big John could be the perfect competition for his first-team place, and importantly for The Magpies and England could help Andy Carroll's development into a genuine top-class forward. Is it time for the geordie faithful to start singing love songs to our favourite Norwegian??????????????
So, who's sneaking each other into their bedrooms without their parents knowing?
There is no doubt that John Carew is a Premier League quality striker, and he could do a good job for most teams in the division if he stays fit. However, after showing his attitude problems and at his age it is only going to be a slight step down from Villa (no disrespect to these clubs) that he is going to achieve. All three of these suitors are distinct possibilities but I am going to matchmake John today with his fellow big man at Ewood Park. Allardyce has a stunning track record at dealing with ageing egos and getting the best out of players seemingly unwanted elsewhere. John would also be sure to feel the love as he would certainly be a first team regular for Rovers and potentially him and Kalinic could create a nice little partnership. Will Big Sam be splashing the Rupees in January to get John loved up again? Let's hope so.
Villa fans, is it time for John to look for new love interests?
Blackburn, Stoke, Newcastle fans, would you want him in your teams?
Who else wants to have the affections of the Norwegian?
Thursday 4 November 2010
Footballer Needing Love - David Bentley
He's got lovely hair and a fetching goatee..........
David Bentley - Tottenham Hotspur
He's an England international, cost Spurs £15 million, and has scored a Premier League hat-trick against Manchester United, yet Dave Bentley is not feeling the love right now at White Hart Lane. After impressing hugely for Blackburn under Mark Hughes, Bentley got called up for England and was for a time labelled, "the next David Beckham" thanks mainly to his excellent crossing and free-kick taking. Times were looking good for Dave and he got a dream move to child-hood heroes Spurs for a whopping 15 mill. The honeymoon period didn't last too long though. Apart from a ridiculous 40-yard volley against bitter rivals Arsenal, the Spurs faithful didn't see a lot from Dave in the first year and a half at Tottenham and he was relegated to the bench to watch Aaron Lennon take charge of right wing duties. Dave and Spurs looked like they'd been to marriage counselling in the second half of last season, however, and due to an injury to Lennon, Bentley was back in the side and playing well. The summer was not one of love though it seems and so far this season Dave has been ditched again and has just made one appearance in the Carling Cup.
Surely there's someone who David can run into the open arms of............
Everton?
David Moyes loves attack minded midfielders. This seems to be an incontrovertible fact that has arisen over the last few years in the Premier League. With the likes of Cahill, Arteta, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Fellaini and Pienaar all playing regularly at Goodison Park, Moyes has not even seen it necessary to play any strikers at all in the past (although injury may have had something to do with that). It has also been widely rumoured that Steven Pienaar's time at Everton is coming to an end with his contract expiring and many a big club sniffing around, there could just be a gap for our David to fill. Dave would certainly fit into the Everton side as he is a very creative midfielder himself, and playing alongside the likes of Cahill and Arteta could get the best out of him. When Everton are playing forwards they are an aerial threat in the shape of Yakubu and Saha, so David's whipped crosses could well prove deadly. Maybe a return to the North-West suit David and rekindle love of old.............
Liverpool?
Another Merseyside option perhaps for Mr. Bentley to get back the loving feeling. A very short time ago, it would be unheard of for someone who couldn't get into the Spurs side to be a potential target for the mighty Liverpool, but times have changed. The Anfield boys are nowhere near the side they were two or three years ago and they need to be realistic with their transfer targets, being linked with Wigan's erratic performer Charles N'Zogbia maybe proving that they are. David certainly has the qualities to be as good if not better than "Charlie Insomnia" and could be what Liverpool are looking for. Maxi Rodriguez has been in and out since coming to England (mostly out) Poulsen has been very poor, Kuyt is injured and they don't have very much strength in depth anymore. The service Dave could provide Fernando Torres couold potentially be a lethal combination, if the Spaniard ever finds his form again. A move to another huge club could get David's pulses racing again.............
Sunderland?
The Black Cats are a team that is hard to place in terms of what signings you'd expect them to make. They will make some big money, big name signings on occassion (Bent, Gyan, Gordon) and will also make some seemingly budget buys that bemuse a little (BRAMBLE!). David is just the kind of player Steve Bruce would like in his side though I feel, as they struggle for goals from everywhere on the field except from the boots of Darren Bent, and although he's never been prolific, his time at Blackburn shows he can contribute 5-10 goals a season, which is respectable. Bruce has been relying on loan signings Danny Welbeck and Ahmed Al-Muhammadi and other creative midfielders Zenden and Malbranque arn't getting any younger, this could mean David is just what The Mackems are looking for. Is love in the air around the Stadium Of Light............?
So who's going for the slow dance at the end of the disco together?
David Bentley certainly has the quality to play for most clubs around, and whilst looking for a dream partner there were certainly clubs in other top flights around Europe where I think Dave would find a lovely match. Certainly in Italy where his lack of express pace wouldn't be such an issue as it is here. However, I don't see Dave wanting to head off with a foreign lover right now, but he has to choose carefully over his next partner. Liverpool are the best looking girl in the bar, but are they going to treat him as shabbily as his current other half does? Quite possibly. Dirk Kuyt may be out now but he seems to have engraved his own name onto the right flank of Anfield and it could mean more bench time for David. This leaves The Toffees and The Black Cats, either of which I think David would really find to be a lovely partner. He'd most likely go straight into the first team of either and if he gets back to his old form of the Blackburn days, the fans couldn't fail to love him. As I have to pick one for him, I'm going to say, due to the likely departure of Steven Pienaar that Dave should maybe be getting his mate to ask Everton out for him. Will David Moyes make sparks fly in January?
Liverpool, Everton, Sunderland fans, do you want David at your club? Do you think he'll match your team's ethos?
Spurs fans, is it time to let him go and find a new love?
Who else wants a piece of the Bentley action?
David Bentley - Tottenham Hotspur
He's an England international, cost Spurs £15 million, and has scored a Premier League hat-trick against Manchester United, yet Dave Bentley is not feeling the love right now at White Hart Lane. After impressing hugely for Blackburn under Mark Hughes, Bentley got called up for England and was for a time labelled, "the next David Beckham" thanks mainly to his excellent crossing and free-kick taking. Times were looking good for Dave and he got a dream move to child-hood heroes Spurs for a whopping 15 mill. The honeymoon period didn't last too long though. Apart from a ridiculous 40-yard volley against bitter rivals Arsenal, the Spurs faithful didn't see a lot from Dave in the first year and a half at Tottenham and he was relegated to the bench to watch Aaron Lennon take charge of right wing duties. Dave and Spurs looked like they'd been to marriage counselling in the second half of last season, however, and due to an injury to Lennon, Bentley was back in the side and playing well. The summer was not one of love though it seems and so far this season Dave has been ditched again and has just made one appearance in the Carling Cup.
Surely there's someone who David can run into the open arms of............
Everton?
David Moyes loves attack minded midfielders. This seems to be an incontrovertible fact that has arisen over the last few years in the Premier League. With the likes of Cahill, Arteta, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Fellaini and Pienaar all playing regularly at Goodison Park, Moyes has not even seen it necessary to play any strikers at all in the past (although injury may have had something to do with that). It has also been widely rumoured that Steven Pienaar's time at Everton is coming to an end with his contract expiring and many a big club sniffing around, there could just be a gap for our David to fill. Dave would certainly fit into the Everton side as he is a very creative midfielder himself, and playing alongside the likes of Cahill and Arteta could get the best out of him. When Everton are playing forwards they are an aerial threat in the shape of Yakubu and Saha, so David's whipped crosses could well prove deadly. Maybe a return to the North-West suit David and rekindle love of old.............
Liverpool?
Another Merseyside option perhaps for Mr. Bentley to get back the loving feeling. A very short time ago, it would be unheard of for someone who couldn't get into the Spurs side to be a potential target for the mighty Liverpool, but times have changed. The Anfield boys are nowhere near the side they were two or three years ago and they need to be realistic with their transfer targets, being linked with Wigan's erratic performer Charles N'Zogbia maybe proving that they are. David certainly has the qualities to be as good if not better than "Charlie Insomnia" and could be what Liverpool are looking for. Maxi Rodriguez has been in and out since coming to England (mostly out) Poulsen has been very poor, Kuyt is injured and they don't have very much strength in depth anymore. The service Dave could provide Fernando Torres couold potentially be a lethal combination, if the Spaniard ever finds his form again. A move to another huge club could get David's pulses racing again.............
Sunderland?
The Black Cats are a team that is hard to place in terms of what signings you'd expect them to make. They will make some big money, big name signings on occassion (Bent, Gyan, Gordon) and will also make some seemingly budget buys that bemuse a little (BRAMBLE!). David is just the kind of player Steve Bruce would like in his side though I feel, as they struggle for goals from everywhere on the field except from the boots of Darren Bent, and although he's never been prolific, his time at Blackburn shows he can contribute 5-10 goals a season, which is respectable. Bruce has been relying on loan signings Danny Welbeck and Ahmed Al-Muhammadi and other creative midfielders Zenden and Malbranque arn't getting any younger, this could mean David is just what The Mackems are looking for. Is love in the air around the Stadium Of Light............?
So who's going for the slow dance at the end of the disco together?
David Bentley certainly has the quality to play for most clubs around, and whilst looking for a dream partner there were certainly clubs in other top flights around Europe where I think Dave would find a lovely match. Certainly in Italy where his lack of express pace wouldn't be such an issue as it is here. However, I don't see Dave wanting to head off with a foreign lover right now, but he has to choose carefully over his next partner. Liverpool are the best looking girl in the bar, but are they going to treat him as shabbily as his current other half does? Quite possibly. Dirk Kuyt may be out now but he seems to have engraved his own name onto the right flank of Anfield and it could mean more bench time for David. This leaves The Toffees and The Black Cats, either of which I think David would really find to be a lovely partner. He'd most likely go straight into the first team of either and if he gets back to his old form of the Blackburn days, the fans couldn't fail to love him. As I have to pick one for him, I'm going to say, due to the likely departure of Steven Pienaar that Dave should maybe be getting his mate to ask Everton out for him. Will David Moyes make sparks fly in January?
Liverpool, Everton, Sunderland fans, do you want David at your club? Do you think he'll match your team's ethos?
Spurs fans, is it time to let him go and find a new love?
Who else wants a piece of the Bentley action?
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